Epliouge After the Date (with Fun-Sized)

So I'm @ the bar not to far from my crib, and ran into Professor J-Boogie(a guy who I always see out and about), He is dropping jewels about my date. Honestly I wasn't angry at all. I know I could have done better  but the chick wasn't worth the hassle(never had a chick tell me to "step it up" in the middle of a date),Chemistry is nothing you can force. This is something few Guru's actually acknowledge because they overvalue "attraction"(I'll discuss this more in a future blog). I run into some people I know at the bar, chop it up with them. Mack on a couple chicks here and there, no dice. I then see this chick and her friend. I go in direct, on the friend about my target(Ill share the opener for $200, just send it via my paypal lol). It hooks I then get a better look at the girl she's got a "Big Nose". To late, surprisingly her friend doesn't cockblock and encourages us to dance together. We started dancing, honestly the chick wasn't anything special, but she did have "an" ass, I did the whole "dinner at my house" spiel, got the number.

I went outside to the patio area of the bar, there was this older Milf, late 30's, petite blond, from her facial features I could tell she was European. Sure enough she was Turkish and lived over in Germany. I started speaking to her in German, the broad was shocked that "a black man can speak German". We just made fluff talk, I said "hey we should hang out, you need to take me to a Turkish restaurant and get me some Lahmacun aka Turkish Pizza, (shit is fucking fire, and I suggest to anyone whose never had it to try some). The Milf then goes on to say that she is just looking for "friends" and I joke "with benefits?" and shes like "no benefits just friends". Meh, I wasn't tripping, could be a shit test who knows. I keep it moving, I run into "Big Nose" again, and she is drinking water, I'm giving her shit for being drunk. She keeps saying she isn't, somehow the convo turns me inviting her for some "Little Cesears left over Pizza". She said if she came she couldn't stay long cause her room mate would be worried yadda yadda yadda.  I was just spitting mad game at her, going for broke(bang or bust) telling her it's just "pizza", and she was digging it. Finally I had enough and just grabbed her by the hand and we leave the venue.

                     Pizza, Pizza!

Here is were I fucked up, the whole ride through (15 minutes) I'm talking to her, not good cause towards the end of the call I can tell her anti-slut defense was going up, cause I'm putting my foot in my mouth. So we get to my place, I put some pizza in the microwave and were just talking. I go in for the kiss and try to escalate some more but she pushes me away. I don't try to escalate further, and I can tell in a weird and twisted way she is enjoying this. Like it's a power rush, I try to hold my frame by shrugging it of. However, I'm thinking to myself "this bitch did not just come to my house to eating a fucking slice of leftover pizza" So I ended up walking her to her car, and thank her for coming. She keeps telling me what a gentlemen I am and I keep re-assuring that I am and that it's not a big deal and that I'll see her again(yeah right, bullshit) blah,blah, blah, honestly I wasn't trying to force myself, yall know what happend to my nigga Mike

Mike's going to jail cost him his career, shame

I just sat in my living room stunned for a bit talking to myself "this bitch just came over for a slice of pizza, what the fuck?". When the broad gets home she texted me, and shit, I was like cool, we need to chill again, then she says and I quote "Next time we hang out it will be on my terms", I asked her "what are these terms?" and true enough like a true femi-nazi "walk in the park, maybe dinner, movie, or volunteering" who the fuck volunteers on a date? The nerve of the broad, If I wasn't gonna bent over for "Fun-Sized Blond" what would make me bent over for this duck?

man what the fuck was I thinking LMAO!

At the end of the night I was baffled, I had the chick in my place, this shoulda been another Lay up, but somehow I drove to the basket to fast and it rolled out.



^I'm not mad though, the chick honestly isn't worth my time/game, just a Jumpoff type to get my stick wet. I got enough blogs to post for days on more stories/theories and shit, but I need to sit down and type and my free internet been cut of so I'm typing this at subway, ha!

More to come....