Fun-Sized-Blond

Fun-sized=small/skinny-and build for speed :-)

So Sam called me the next day after she flaked, she wanted me to meet her 45 minutes away for some drinks, mmmh "Fuck that" I tried to "compromise" with her but she wanted me to meet her 30-45 minutes away. I basically said "fuck that" her flaking I felt she shoulda tried to make it up to me. Sam said "it wouldn't work" that's the last time I heard from her (no biggie, NEXT!)

Fun-Sized-Blond, also texted me a couple days later, I had written her of, but I figured I'd give her one more chance just to see how it goes. Her texting IL was strong, we made plans to meet at a bar downtown, which was popular for having various patrons

So I meet Fun-Sized-Blond outside the bar, and their is no denying this chick is hot (a "9" on the Game In Bk scale) We walk into the restaurant together grab a seat, and start chatting. She tells me that she told her friend she would text them when she got at the venue just to make sure everything was alright. It was just basic fluff talk, me telling her about me traveling as a youngster(DHVing), my experiences working with foster kids (empathy). As I'm talking I really am breaking rapport a lot by not looking her in the eyes (wtf Solo, a little nervous?) but my energy level is pretty high, the weird part is she was mirroring me as well, however I didn't realize that at the time(mmh so she is nervous too,). Honestly I calmed down after a bit. Hands down the hottest chick I've been out with this year. She is telling me about herself and I honestly am not getting the vibe that I want, then she says "I'm not having a WOW moment in this date you gonna have to step it up"

I couldn't believe it, this chick was telling me in a middle of the date to step my game up. I wasn't mad I kind of viewed it as a challenge, the truth is, the convo was pretty dry. It wasn't my fault though she was the type of girl that thought "sexual flirting" was creepy before you met someone. I send her pic of me eating a strawberry before (LL cool Jay anyone?) anyway she thought it's creepy and inappropriate. I felt stifled because my sexuality is a huge part of my game, If I can't be sexual I can't "do me". So I decided to do a Palm read she was digging it, to give a bit more chick crack I decided to play the "21 questions game". My version is simple, you ask a girl a question, she answers truthfully, she then ask you a question. She can't ask you a question that you just answered she's gotta wait till the next turn. There is one lifeline you can use (credit "Who wants to be a Millionaire") the one who uses their lifeline and gives up loses. The winner gets a prize (we decided a back rub for a second date). Anyway were playing and I'm just asking her basic shit "Do I look like my picture", "if there were 50 you's in the room, what would make you stand out (great qualifying question). So then she asked me "How many One night stands have you had". I honestly try to think but I don't know the number,(nor have i kept tracked) so I said, "Lifeline"(lol). Then I asked her "When Was the last time you had sex?" she replied "Sunday" without hesitation I looked at her with a blank face then she says "I probably shoulda used a lifeline huh?". Now to those who have been following my journal, this broad has flaked thrice (three)on me. Told me she's busy with her parents renovating, yet has time to get some dick on the side. That was the deal breaker, after that I straight up got my Assanova on, it's like a switch went of, and I remembered that post. I started smiling less, acting aloof, changing my body language, showed her less attention. I could tell it threw her of, cause I wasn't angry, but I seemed less engaged and started being a bit more cocky/assholish.

She asked me "Have you ever slept with more then one girl in a night", unflinchingly I replied "yup, a couple weeks ago actually, was my last time" honestly I didn't give a fuck. The Game ended with her winning ("asking me how many women I've been with, I didn't know the answer, truthfully speaking). She also asked me If I have lots of "girls as friends", I told her, "yeah but it's platonic, their cool chicks", "oh so you haven't fucked them all or tried too?"(jealously anyone?) Fun-Sized said she would pay for the drinks, however when the bill came, she asked if we could split it(another deal-breaker), we also had some food. Needless to say I ended up coughing up $25 with tip. I was not pleased this broad really kept fucking up

The weird part was she had me rate the date based on the categories of "ease of talking"(1 out of 5, I gave her a  3) "attractiveness" (i gave her a 4 cause she was hotter then her pics, I shoulda gone lower,) and "content of convo" (I gave her 2), and wanting to see her again (I gave her a 3). I walked her to her car, at this stage I wasn't trying to kiss her we had made plans to bounce to another venue but she said she wanted to go home(final deal breaker) Before I left this bitch had the audacity to tell me this

"I wanna see you again, but I'm gonna leave it up to you, to call me and make it happen, I'm just not gonna do that, just how I am"

In womensse what that means 

"I"m not sure how much I like you, but if you call me enough, and kiss my ass enough, then I'll think about another date"

I couldn't believe it, the nerve of that broad, I said goodbye and kept it moving, and went to the local bar. at my spot, I ran into a professor I know and chop'd it up with him, he is a real cool laid back brother, a mack to the fullest. He told me that basically this chick is use to "niggas kissing her ass" and that I would be playing her game by "Chasing" her, He told me sometimes it's ok to go for a girl who isn't as pretty but isn't stuck up.

There is more stuff that happened but Fun-Size did text me later that night saying

"It was good to meet you, Sorry if I gave you the wrong Impression about me"

I'm curious to know what my follow bloggers think but I'm charging this one to the game. Too many deal breakers, past infractions (flaking) and she fucking another dude, and wants me to chase her? (I didn't text her back btw)

FUCK THAT, NEXT!

(To be continued...)