Solo's got a story

I was chilling playing "Game Cube" last night, this chick I've been talking to, wanted me to go out with her, she even was gonna pick me up and buy me some drinks. one of my boys wanted me to come out with him as well to hit some spots (Thursdays is "Ladies night"). I really didn't wanna hang out, the chick lets call her "Horseface"(cause her grill all fucked up). The chick just wasn't my type, an average girl who taught she was higher on the scale then she really is but now even chicks like that I keep around cause you never know they may come in hanndy i.e. free drinks etc. She texted me saying she will make plans "with someone else" no problem, babygirl do you. I get a text an hour later saying

"I'm wearing a mini skirt and a sexy top, you should get in the shower and I'll pick you up"

Fuck, I was bored and it was only 21:00pm, I had been playing video games for a few hours now boredly. I text her back saying

"K"

"I got your condoms in my glove box I'll bring them over"

"Cool"

I get ready and call RJ(my buddy who was gonna swoop me up origiinally) and tell him I'll be out. He wants to meet up at his buddies place lets call him "Jeffy".

"aight man listen, the chick is gonna be here in about twenty, I'll hit you up when she gets here"

"Dude come on there is gonna be tons of chicks at the bar" said RJ

True but how many of them would hook me up with free drinks? lol

I get a text and check It's Horseface

"I'm 12 mintues away bay, hope you ready"

I was ready and continued to watch, Season 2 episode 12 of "Breaking Bad" while sipping on some Bacardi mixed with arbor mist (yuck, don't ask)the show is addicting like crack. I get a text but don't check right away, I look at my phone a few mintues later and it's Horseface

"Hey bay something came up, maybe well hang another time"

 How the fuck does something come up when your suppose to be 5 minutes away from my place? I've been flaked in all types ways this year, from girls saying their kids were sick to working to much, to girls saying their moms had  a heart attack to saying their kids got kidnapped etc. I mean I've heard stories that  should be considred for a "Lifetime" movie type shit. I call her back, she doesn't pick up of coruse, text her she doesn't respond back. I get her voice-mail and just tear her a new one.

"You know your a bitch for doing this, how you ten minutes away from my house and use some lame ass excuse, Bitch are you serious..."

I went of for a good 2 minutes,I was heated, I didn't even wanna go got ready and all that and I got ready just to get flaked on? what type of shit is that. I call her again and she picks up

"I'm a whore now? I'm a liar, something came up, you don't even know"

I asked her what of course she couldn't tell me, and I proceed to go of on her and I hang up the phone. While she called me back, I hit up RJ and told him what was going on and he said he would swoop me up. RJ and Jeffy who is stocky, about  5'9 wait in my parking lot. I tell them the story, and Jeffy is like

"Dude Solo, don't trip about that bitch man, your gonna meet hotter chicks and within an hour forget about her"

I take a swig of the lager they pass around, and smile, I'm liking this Jeffy guy already.  Before they showed up though  Horseface called me again, I lisen because I really wanna hear here excsuse

"You know what fuck you, I'm not a whore or liar, I'm so glad I didn't come over to pick you up yadda yadda"

I hear someone else in the background, She hangs up, I text her back saying

"lose my number, don't be surprised if your pics(she send me some nudies) end up on youtube"

She text's back some other shit later while we were driving to the bar, and i never responded, I was heated, I know every blogsman is gonna come in here and say "Solo went beta" . Honestly I realized now, I shouldn't have said anything, and just let this bitch be, but my pride and ego got in the way.  I don't regret yelling at her though, because at the time It was fucked up and I needed to check this bitch Alex Ovachikin stlyle, then the bitch had the nerve to text me saying some shit "I might see you out sometime" or some bullshit, hmm yeah ok, someone is snitching on themselves moving on. RJ is telling war-stories of the field(he's always got stories, that's how he gets is girls, just telling funny ass stories, and they eat it up) I'm saying "Yo RJ man, hopefully after tonight I got a story as well" by the time we hit the bar I forget all about Horseface.


Kim K, and Christina Heinricks Wanna Be
We get in and Jeffy buys RJ a beer, it's two for ones before elven RJ passes me one. I'm pretty buzzed already, I had been drinking at home while I was getting ready. Were just standing outside and there two chicks. RJ knew one of those chicks. She looked a thicker version of Lady gaga, except shorter hair. Same type face as Lady Gaga except her shoulders were squared like a football players (ugh not my style). Next to her was this red head who Jeffy was talking too, I introduced myself by saying

"Hey you kind of look like Christina Henircks, you watch the show MAD MEN?"

"No,I watch Breaking Bad it's kick ass, she said"

"No shit, I just got done watching season two what season are you on?

I digress she didn't look this good LOL

We discuss our shows and what not, she ended up leaving, RJ somehow has "Lady Gaga's" phone in his car. From a previous encounter I don't know if they hooked up or not nor do i care. I see some people I know that I use to chill with in clubs, when I was that big "social experiment". This hot chick Alyssa (looks like a B list porn star) is there nice ass and all. I talk to her for a bit. I then go inside I see a chick who looks exactly like Kim K.  Jeffy is already on that, I think he knew her. I'm just talking to her dong basic fluff, I can tell it isn't going nowhere, she is fun though we flick it up

Now that's more like it

RJ was in set with three old chicks, can't call them Milfs, really. They woulda been cuter after a bottle but i go in and wing for him. I start dancing with the blond one, and while I'm dancing with her I'm smackin her ass  while I'm turned away from behind as she is grinding on me. Next thing I know I had two chicks and I'm smacking both their ass's and palming them up(nice).The convo loses flow later on though cause I asked them about Obama if they taught he was cute,(huh?). I keep it moving.

Rate this chick

The bar had some cute/hot chicks but the quality was thin, it was mostly average or below average chicks. I see a blond chick walk by with a cute face. I don't remember how I open her but she smells good and she says her name is "Mariah like the singer" . I keep it moving searching for Jeffy, Jeffy is at the bar, he buys me me a drink, nice. I go back and Mariah walks up to me with her ugly step mother,

"hey I heard you looking for some fun"  said the stepmom with a big ass fucked up smile

Ugh Sure, not with you though Bitch

So she is all over me, I grab her ass, but I can't get pass her face. Mariah meanwhile disappeared. I told the mom some lame excuse how I had to pee. I went on the dance-floor, ran into the milfs but not mifls again. Proceed to dance with them.But fuck I can't get over Kimmy

Can you blame me?

 She is up on some other dude so I go outside and this white chick with some nice thighs and fat ass, shes a bit taller, average in the face. I open her with an old school line

"Hey would you want a guy to approach you directly or indirectly?" I asked nonchalantly

"Directly" she says

"Well hey my name is Solo, I saw from across and taught I'd say hi, and that I like what you wearing"

She smiles, it hooked like a mother, but I can tell she is drunk. She is hugging me way to tight, and is telling me how she is going to college and this place and crap I don't care for. We go on the dance-floor of course she can't dance for shit, but I'm still rubbing her ass (I think I'm on my fourth ass now, maybe fifth)I could easily make out with her but, eeeh I'm not trying to kiss a chick who I'm not gonna bang. We sit down, and I'm rubbing her legs. I'm trying to escalate it to a hand job but no dice, I know she is DTF but logistics are in the way as usual(her friends etc). She goes to the bathroom and said she would be right back kisses me. I wait for a few minutes then see her at the other side of the bar. Aww shit, I go on the dance-floor and see a girl that I opened a few years ago, back when I first started gaming. Were dancing, and she doesn't remember me. The bitch rips open my button up. All my buttons fall out, its one of my favorite black shirts. My vibe for the rest of the night is kind of messed up but eventually I get over it.

Lady gaga and Miss Arch Booty
I go outside and see Jeffy macking hard on  Lady Ga Ga, I remember earlier in the night she was showing guys her ass and tits. Real quality I tell ya. I also approached two hot chicks, but no dice. My approach now a day is simple, talk to a girl, hook and try to sexually escalate the conversation. It doesn't work that well cause a lot of chicks may think your a pervert. You gotta be smooth with it I guess, but my "verbal" game has taking a turn for the worst of late (time to read some more Assanova blogs on this, or watch Krauser in action for some inspiration).

I see this chick standing by Lady Ga Ga. Who is her friend, she is OK nothing special, until she turns around and shows me her ass (niceeeee) and she had the waist that had that arc, were the booty just pops out a bit with the tit ol bitties to match. I had to have her. I'm just being direct with her no bullshit and she kept saying

That booty but on a average chick, it evens it out for me though lol

"Your such a player"

I forgot the line for this rebuff, I think I asked her "why do you think I'm a player?" or "If I was a player I would be using pick up lines", she laughed and told me, some guy recently went up to her saying "baby your like butter, all i wanna do is spread you" (lol), later on i would find out why, come to find out she was a player and just projecting herself unto me. She has a sugar daddy who buys her shit and bought her a car, and then she has another guy strictly for "blowing out back" purposes if you catch my drift. No dice

I go back to her later and re-engage, I'm not spitting any game, just talking to her, Jeffy is doing well with the Lady gaga, but before I finish on that, lets go back to Mariah lol. I ran into Mariah and said 'hey we should hang out sometime I can be your nick cannon (or some corny shit like that) blah, blah, blah" she is like "I have a boyfriend" to which I reply "I can keep a secret". She gives me her number I see her later on standing next to some Mexican dude who looks mafioso.  Back to "Miss Arch Booty" aka MAB. I'm spitting at her, and Jeffy is dong really well with Lady Gaga. Now I'm a bit confused, cause I taught she was RJs, usually his game is hitting but not tonight. I was honestly surprised I saw him only hit on one hot set of chicks the rest were meh. Don't blame him though quality is harder to find when you get away from the city. So now RJ and Jeffy are trying to get these chicks to Perkins.

"You buying right" says MAB


"mmh no, I told you already I got pork chops at the crib, only ten minutes from here" I say

The girls actually considered that for a second but they don't wanna drive to far (they only live five minutes from the bar, I live about 13) We settle on doing Perkins. We go into Perkins, and these two Dbags who were talking to Jeffy and them followed us and sat with us. They were drug dealers but corny with it. the one Dbag was talking to this guy who said "yo I'm going to the military soon", come to find out they went to high school together. Lady Gaga's man is blowing up her phone, but she is to drunk to do anything, so she has MAB tell her she is getting something to eat and will be home. Next thing you know the Military guy is telling the Dbag drug dealer to get the fuck away from their table, and his buddy tells my former gym owner (who is there with his meat-head buddies) that he wants to fight him. Come to find out the Dbag drug dealer is an undercover snitch, who snitches on other drug dealers, (no wonder I didn't like him). The waitress comes in and is telling motherfuckers to calm down.  MAB told me she needed a smoke, so we went outside and just talked a bit. She told me how she is single and weighing her options, how she likes her sugar daddy but sexually the chemistry isn't there blah blah. I don't say much, sometimes the best game is just to shut the fuck up and listen, cause when you do that, you can really find out what a women is about, if you really listen a woman will bare her soul to you, you just have to get her to the point were she trust that you won't judge her. Contrary to popular believe some women do know what they want. This girl wanted a guy who she had chemistry with, was great in bed but most importantly was a challenge.

We go back in, and all hell breaks loose inside Perkins, the Military guy is now yelling at the drug dealer and their were some frat boy types, in the background yelling dumb shit like "White power, screw the Mexicans". MAB lost it and was yelling at these dudes "You  guys need to shut the fuck up with your racial slurs" . The guys kept saying it, and she gets up and is about to pour water on they ass when I hold her back. The cops walk in  right after that, check ID's and kick those motherfuckers out the restaurant. I look at RJ and say "dude this isn't grenade night it's atomic night" he just laughs and sips on his coffee low key. Jeffy picked up the bill, and paid for all of us, niceeeeeeeeeeee.

I tried to get MAB to come back home but she is "tired" and I have her number to "hit her up". Personally speaking, I would hit it but it's not worth all the effort to me to do so. RJ drops me off and I quip "I guess I got a story now huh?" he is like "yeah you gotta story now Solo"