"The Bus is here" said Bilo on the other end of the line.
Alex, Romany and I were a 5 minute walk away, we started running in the mall, a security guard looks at us and says "please no running". So we stop, we were looking for extra cups for the kegger that would be on the bus, we didn't find none so well just have to make do with 59 plastic cubs we got. We started running again once we saw we were clear form the Paul Blart mall cop lady, it amazes me how fast Alex could run in heels its kind of sexy to be honest, I wouldn't mind teaching her a thing or two, too bad she has a boyfriend. We made it, Usher stood outside, in a black wife beater, looking like he stepped out of a magazine as usual.
"Dude your gonna be hot in that sweater man" He told me
I ignore that statement, he came through, there it was, a big bus with green writing on it. I showed Usher I had the cups, and he told me I didn't have to pay the $5 to get in. I walked in the bus and couldn't believe it. It was huge seated like a limo with benches around it, it had a stripper pole in the front and a kegger in the back. There a bunch of people already seated, it was already getting full, I went towards the back, and people started stopping me.
"Hey dude can I get a cup?"
I hand out a plastic cup to a dude, next thing I know I got 10 more people asking me. Typical of Usher plan a party bus with a kegger but no cups. I realized then I was a hot commodity. I was passing out cup's here and there as well as talking to the female clientele. There was this hot red head, who looked familiar, she was my type curves, cute face, and a red head. I started talking to her doing a bit of a push n pull.
"Hey remember me?"
"Aww no have we met?"
"yeah we have actually"
"Were?" she asked
"Think"
I then turn my back to her and talk to other people, a few minutes later her blond friend ask me for a cup and so does the red head.
"you should get me some beer" she says (obvious shit test)
"I gave you the cup you get your own beer"
I hook people up with cups and beer(Red Hed included, hey Paultheking do I get pass for this one? lol)people kept asking me for cups. I started getting hooked up with shots of vodka I could feel myself getting buzzed real fast. Next thing I know Trey Songs is blaring through the speakers and the whole bus is going nuts reciting the lyrics to "Bottoms up". Next thing you know I started dancing with this chick, and ugh give her a lap dance. I'm getting a pretty good buzz, they play the song later on again
Girls started dancing getting into it, next thing I know I see this Asian chick just going bonkers, hanging on the railing her "bom boms" are bouncing up and down like she is doing semi-pull ups, RJ is sitting next to her like "it's whatever". I'm thinking to myself how come RJ is always by the freakiest broads? There so many chicks and I'm just showing the whole bus love so it doesn't look like I'm just talking to one chick. Disappointingly the red head isn't digging me, but I don't care to many chicks to worry about one, I just mack harder on her friend.
We get to another stop pick up more people, were on the North side, and the North side is hood. The bus is crowded and now you can't move, not even dance on the stripper pole (lame). I was expecting a fight to break out cause of close proximity but everything is cool. People are smoking that herbery in the back and then that Yeezy song comes on and the whole bus loses it's damn mind. I'm just chilling talking to this chubby Mexican chick next to me, her boyfriend is getting jealous but I'm just talking to everyone.
"Dude stop fucking talking to my girl"
"Man chill I ain't hitting on your girl" I said
She then chides him for talking to me, two mintues later
"Dude I'm sorry for yelling at you its just she is so hot and I'm jealous"
I didn't know whether to laugh or not (cause she was not hot) I just give him daps and tell him again I'm just a dude who talks to everyone. We Stop at this bar called Station 208, the bus driver is telling everyone to get off, next thing I know the whole bus is going crazy
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TO Be continued
showing jealousy over some dude talking to your girl is gay. period. glad you handled it well.
ReplyDeletei do get irked when some guy's sweating my girl, it's just a natural response i've never quite erased, but i'd rather fuckin die than show it straight up bothers me.
i usually roll up, esp if he's overtly hitting on her knowing she's with me, which i take as an afront, not out of insecurity, and i'm like, what's up with a bored look. like dudes hit on my girls all the time (true story)...so it's not even faked, more like, just how i respond to let them know i don't appreciate them scheming on a girl they know is not theirs (is mine)
Yeah I hear ya, I seriously wasn't hitting on her, I was moreso amusing myself talking to her, and the guy taught I was I can see why he would but honestly I wasn't. I was talking to everyone around me.
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