This Brunette hit me up on OKCupid. I forgot I even had a profile on there, she looked cute, gorgeous face, and decent body (she was tall more voluptuous/curvy). We eventually exchange numbers, and text daily. I'm just being cocky&funny(is there another word for this? I'm trying to rid myself of community lingo) I was trying to get her to go out on Friday on a party bus but no go. So saturday rolls around her and her friend were gonna go downtown, I already was meeting up with mine so I told her to meet us. However before all that I was being coached by J-set on what to text. It's all basic crap but he does it effortlessly. I though about posting it but it would take me hours. Basically the whole mind-frame is to be indifferent and nonchalant whether she wanted to come or not, of course she did.
So were at the club and she shows up with her friend. It was a tad awkward at first, I think it was just the fact that we didn't know each other. However, after a few shots and some grinding on the dance floor I had shorty open. One thing led to another and we started making out. The weird part was her friend came up and said "Are you gonna tap that ass?". The way she said it, I knew she wasn't joking but like dead serious. I kind of just laughed it off. She ended up leaving early that night cause her friend had to many shots and wasn't feeling that well. I went home and she was drunk dialing me saying that "wasn't gonna put out" blah blah. I then knew that I had her.
The next day (Sunday) rolls around, and she comes to hang out with me. We watch a movie, I play it cool initially not trying to come of to strong. We start making out, and well, one thing leads to another and it ends up in my bedroom. After we were done she was laying in bed exhausted and tired, she had her belly on the bed so her ass was facing the air. It looked so beautiful, I took the Cam phone
"SNAP"
"Oh my gosh, what you do? delete it" yup, I forgot to turn of the sound, and sure enough it creep'd her out. The next day is V-day and I send her a text saying "Happy V day, hope you slept well" no response all day. At this stage I know I should fall back, however It being a holiday and text messages getting lost I ring her. She replies back with a text 5 minutes later saying
"I'm out to dinner with my girlfriend, I'll call you later"
She never calls(surprise, surprise)were suppose to hang out on Tuesday and now I know she is gonna flake and I know why. I creeped her out with the Cam move, a greedy dumb rookie mistake and now she probably has buyers remorse on the smash(even though I knocked her lights out). Tuesday rolls around and sure enough I call her at night and she hits me up with the text ("I'm to tired blah blah"). No counter offer well you know the rest. I know cats wondering "Solo why you call her again?" two words
I'm shaking my head right now as I type, PaulTheKing/Assanova/Rookie Have fun breaking this one down, Epic fail on my part....
I'm shaking my head right now as I type, PaulTheKing/Assanova/Rookie Have fun breaking this one down, Epic fail on my part....
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Man not even The Rookie would make that mistake!
ReplyDeletemaaan its all good i mean- u DID smash so good job. dont fret man, focus on the good and keep it movin. that is a pretty funny story tho lol *click* "HEY WTF...."
ReplyDelete1- Own your mistakes. Don't try to play them off. I would have said: OK, you got me, I can't help it if I like what I see.
ReplyDelete2- Always call. When you call, ask her if she gets text.
3- Don't call after you text. Let her come back to you. And if she doesn't? Charge her to the game.
I am with Jack. The way I look at it, If I smash I already won. However, since were are on a Monday Morning Quarterbacking tip, taking the pic and then Sweating her afterwards was a very very thirsty move. The Pussy must've been good.
ReplyDeleteBoss Mack Top Soil had an excellent podcast on thirstyness. http://bossmacknosislive.mypodcast.com/2010/12/Thurstyness-335536.html
Hey man at least you already tapped it. Don't stress, continue to play it cool like assanova says. Wait for her to contact you and don't worry if she doesn't, just move on to the next notch bro.
ReplyDeleteIt is pretty funny though, I woulda locked my phone and told her i'd let her delete it if she could come up with a better pose (then conveniently forget about it).
The photo didn't kill it... what you did after killed it.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Roosh and Anonymous. Taking the picture isn't what hurt you, but you kind of sweated her afterwards.
ReplyDeleteLet me just get this straight... You texted a chick that you barely met and only fucked once "happy Vday"? And, then... When she didn't respond.... You called her?
Yeah, bro.... It wasn't the picture taking that turned her off.... It was that shit right there....
But, when it comes to takin a picture of a chick naked...
Like Assanova said.. Own that shit when you do it...
"Omg delete it"
ReplyDelete--> Nah. Flop your body over and keep laying there.
Happy V-Day? Seriously? Why? That's for couples that have been with each other for 3+ years I'd say. Not some chick you hardly know.
And the other attempts to talk = make you look more desperate. Forget talking to girls unless you want to get more serious with them. When you wanna smash her again, then call her.
you came off needy,you already smashed her you ball was in your court...Don't chase women,meet more women..
ReplyDeleteunpredictable
I think the happy V day thing killed it. Great post though.. gotta turn off that camera sound lol
ReplyDeleteSolo, taking a photo was NOT cool. Do NOT do that ever again unless you get permission first, or better yet, SHE ASKS YOU to take one!
ReplyDeleteOn another note - I had absolutely no idea that guys obsess over girls and what to say, what they should have said/done to the same extent that girls do - even more!
This is eye-opening for me.
As well as ego-stroking.
Thanks!
Taking the pic was fucked up...you should have had a spycam already set up somewhere to film the whole episode...HA HA!
ReplyDeletei remember i did this with an obese fat chick (i was more than one four loco down) who had just given me a half assed tugjob. i got up to piss and came back to her laying down in the same position. I had to take the pic. How many times am i going to let a fat AND I mean fat girl touch my weeny?
ReplyDeleteSometimes late at night ill look at it and tell myself never again
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l139/chad2288/Mobile%20Uploads/100MEDIA_IMAG0127.jpg
ReplyDeleteahh there she is.
lol at anonymous you crazy for that one
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