RoofieChick

"So do you want me to tell you now or after you had your drink?" she asked

"I wanna know now" I said

"I know you use to deal with Chrissy" she said

I looked at her with a blank stare, the name didn't ring a bell what so ever.

"Chrissy-J" she said again

I had flash backs and now I know who she was talking about, some chick I met 5 years ago, we reconnected about 4 months ago, hung out twice, nothing ever came of it, well nothing serious anyway.

"It kind of sucks cause like this is the second time this has happened, were I meet a guy but she already talked to him or dated him or whatever, it's a turn of" said Roofie looking at me

"What she say?" I asked curiously

"She said you were broke, and that you would probably make some lame excuse not to show up, she said that you two went to apple bee's and you acted like you didn't have your wallet, and made her pay"

I was silent for a second, it's one thing when your cockblocked on the field but another to be cockblocked by a scorned friend who use to play tonsil hockey with your Johnson.

"There's two sides to a story, you obviously heard hers" I said, I really didn't want to get into it, the truth of the matter is I didn't give a shit about this Chrissy broad and all her drama but I was curious to know what she said, I mean like Marlo Stansfield form "The Wire" would say "My names in the streets?" If the streets is talking then what are they saying about me?

"Well is it true?" Roofie asked skeptically

"First of Chrissy knew I didn't have a job, when I met Chrissy yeah it was a low point financially, it still is, but it's getting better now. She knew that from the jump, and offered to pay....."

I really didn't care about Roofi knowing about Chrissy, but I did care that Chrissy was lying on me, the salt she was throwing in my game was strong, I'm thinking to myself "damn the fuck I do that bitch?"

I knew the question that was on Roofi's mind, it hung like a dark mist in the air and I knew I would have to answer it

"I never fucked her"

  

She looks at me then ask "Is it cause she wasn't pretty enough?"

I wanted to laugh I knew it was a shit test, and a funny one at that(cause Chrissy was a grenade).

"I never had too"

I said this nonchalantly shrugging my shoulders, I probably could have said something better but talking about a chick who I never smashed, or  a chick I much less cared about was a waste of my time, sure she played tonsil hockey with Mr. Peter a couple time but honestly this chick was not a chick I lost sleep over when we stopped talking.  I could tell  Roofi had her mind made up about the situation, however after I told her I never smashed the date moved forward. We talked about school, what our passions were etc. Roofie is very rough around the edges, feisty chick, a bit hood, bragging about some of her "fights", honestly at one point of the date I thought to myself "There's no sexual attraction, I should probably sexually escalate, but alas why? I"m not even attracted to her cause of her demeanor"

"I gotta go to the bathroom" said Roofie hesitantly, but not moving

"OK why don't you go?"

 "I don't want to leave my drink here, you might Roofie it" she said seriously

At first I thought she was joking but she wasn't joking at all and was clutching her drink for dear life

"If you feel that way why don't you just take it with you?"

"Hell naw I ain't taking my drink..."

Our server walks by moment later

"Hey you don't mind watching my drink for me while I go to the bathroom do you?" she asked

I smile like a buffoon, the reality of the situation hadn't set in, I felt like I was Seth Rogen in "Knocked UP" the scene when Katherine Hiegel and him are at dinner and she tells him she is pregnant and he tries to convince her she aint cause he's in denial.

"Sure I watch it" said the waiter

She gets up and leave, the waiter though thank God doesn't stay and keeps it moving to do his job. At that moment I'm thinking, "this bitch probably is running to her car dipping out" I knew for a fact that's what I would have done had I had my vehicle. Honestly the embarrassment and disrespect didn't set in. Maybe because it hadn't full registered yet that I was on a date with a chick who had obvious issues leaving her drink at the table, maybe she's been roofied before? This is one of the few times were my ego happened to be removed from the situation, or maybe it was my balls being turned inside out. She gets back, however that isn't what was the final straw, the final straw was this.

"So were you wanna go now" she asked

"Why not downtown?" I said

"Oh no I hate going downtown, I hate huge crowds, I also get people stepping on my feet and into fights"

"The places I go to fights rarely happen?"

"Oh what the like white places?"(funny cause she is white)

"mmh I know some black spots that are chill"

 I didn't really wanna go downtown with her, I just wanted to go downtown period. We get in her van, and I'm literally thinking to myself "Da fuck was I thinking going out on a date with this bitch?" I was pissed, what a waste of my time.

The next day I was at work and I get a message from her and I quote

"Thanks again for last night :) I really enjoyed myself. Hope ur having a good day at work"

I never responded, didn't have a reason too, on to the next....